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Month: September 2002

Hello and welcome. I was a bi…

Hello and welcome. I was a bi…

Hello and welcome. I was a bit optimistic in the fixtime for the zerosandones.co.uk domain. It’s still down, and could be for up to 2 weeks!!! So, as I suppose you’ve found out by now, this site is also available at matt.fretnoise.com (same server, same content, new dns entry).

Slight outage over the weekend…

Slight outage over the weekend…

Slight outage over the weekend. Attributed to the fact that the zerosandones.co.uk domain had expired. All should be ok now (if not, then how are you reading this, exactly?). A lesson learnt there, methinks… 😉

Notice of Intended Prosecution…

Notice of Intended Prosecution…

Notice of Intended Prosecution. Oh. Fantastic. We accuse you so you are guilty. If you are not guilty, you must tell us who is. If you don’t know who is guilty, we’ll assume you’re lying and fine you anyway (and it’ll be more than the fine you’d get if you were guilty). You have the right to silence, but anything you don’t say will be taken as an admission of guilt.

OK, so I was speeding, and I will pay the fine. It doesn’t make the tactics any less derisable.

…and the review sails past l…

…and the review sails past l…

…and the review sails past like one of those big scary shadows from a Scooby-Doo cartoon that turns out to be a cute little puppy. I appear to lie somewhere between ‘alright’ and ‘king among men’.